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"KirkyV" (KirkyV)
08/14/2016 at 15:55 • Filed to: None

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08/14/2016 at 16:18

Here’s a cool possible Star Trek Story; Data survives long enough to see the day the Federation launches it’s first extra-galactic mission.

J.J.: Hey, that sounds kinda cool. How about we forget the TNG crew and make data female?

What? No-

J.J: Yeah! Give her some fat titties and a nice ass. Then we have a scene where she walks onto the bridge in her underwear.

Oh my god. No. Stop, please.

J.J.: After that, the extra-galactic mission starts and the first alien she meets is that guy from game of thrones. The Drogo guy. Yeah. You can’t hear anything their race says unless you bang them, see...

[Begins weeping]

J.J.: So there’s this hot sex scene with lots of lense flares, she gets pregnant, which makes the first officer really mad because they were secretly engaged...

[Places gun barrel at own temple]

J.J.: Space drogo and the first officer fight, which starts a war between the space drogos and the federation. The space drogos then threaten to bring their Death Sta-...err...Killing Sphere. Yeah, that’s it. The Killing Sphere back to earth to blow it up. But it turns out Captain GirlData’s baby is the chosen one, destined to lead the space drogos out of the other galaxy towards the promised land! So, a peace treaty is forged between the feds and the drogos. Which requires an orgy. Because the whole ‘can’t talk to us unless we bang’ thing. So how do you like it? Awesome, right?!

*BANG*

J.J.: Wow, you know you have a hot script when the awesomeness of it literally drives someone to suicide. Well come on everyone! Lets get this thing into theaters!